The beaver told the rabbit as they stared at the Hoover Dam:
No, I didn't build it myself, but it's based on an idea of mine.
Beaver Slap! is a playful group experience made for vacations, lake houses, and long weekends. No turns. No winners. Just antics, laughs, and “remember when” moments.
We’re deep in playtesting. Full details coming soon. For now, this page is for our test colony. Thanks for slapping your way through it with us!
Got questions, card ideas, or a #BeaverSlap moment to share? Send them to Loading email…. We're all ears (and teeth).
Debbie gets Slapped Silly by 3 different players:
Debbie gets her revenge at dinner by getting Slap Happy:
Feel free to deal out fewer than 5 cards per player. Maybe you want to start slow (like 3 cards) and then increase by one card at each Beaver Council.
There’s no official clock, but many colonies go with something like 9 to 9. Or after lunch and before dark. It’s totally up to your crew. Just agree on your hours. Mealtimes are fair game (some of the best laughs happen around the table).
Beaver Slap! works best anywhere you’re sharing space like a vacation rental, staycation, or grandma’s house. If you take it public, channel your inner polite beaver. Keep the antics friendly and the volume in check. Curious onlookers? Send ’em to beaverslapgame.com.
Multi-day vacations are gold. You can hold onto a card (especially a Dam!) and slap it back the next day. Sweet revenge.
Shorter trip? No problem. Just split the day. Run a Beaver Council at lunch, then play fresh for the afternoon. Party vibe? Try an early round, then reset for late night hijinks.
Absolutely. We love lodge rules. You be you.
Three. Any more than that and you might have a beaver rebellion.
Nope. If you get slapped with multiple cards at once and have a Dam card you want to play, it only thwarts one of them. You (the Slappee) get to choose which card to Dam.
No problem! Beavers are quite adaptable. Reduce the hand size. For 13 to 15 players, use 4-card hands. For 16 to 20 players, use 3-card hands. And so on. It's just a math problem.
If they’re out of unused cards or only holding Dam cards, pick a new target for Self-Inflicted Wound. No penalty for trying.
Don't worry, you won't be voted out of the lodge. Take the ribbing, laugh it off, and keep on slappin’.
So you're the hold-out. Good for you. Not everyone’s into posting, and no one’s sending the Beaver Secret Police to confiscate the deck. Share if you want, skip it if you don’t. Your lodge, your rules.
Yes, you may send it back to the Slapper, you little evil genius. Bwahahahahaha!
Of course. Maybe someone's having a bad day. Read the room. If your sibling just had a melt-down over not getting more ice cream, save the Slap! for later.
A wise beaver would never waste a card like that. Just do the actions one after the other.
If you must, but not for the Rhyme Time card. Beavers are natural problem-solvers. Show off your instincts.
Thanks for playing, testing, and helping us patch the leaky parts.
— Doug & Cindy